Perhaps you are wondering what to get Tim for his birthday, 05 June. Here are some ideas for various budgets:

President level –
Mitsubishi Evolution or
Subaru WRX

Senator level –
50 inch plasma flat screen TV with 1080p

Representative level –
Nikon D80

Governor level –
Sony Playstation 3

State Attorney General Level –
MARC Train Ticket Aberdeen to BWI

Mayor level –
Controllers for Nintendo Wii
Guitar Hero for Nintendo Wii

Town Council level –
Movie: The Big Lebowski

Otherwise, cards, or if you feel obligated, gift cards. Or something creative. Or something from the heart, but not a bullet from the left ventricle or anything like that.